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Showing posts with label funny. Show all posts

Sep 30, 2009

这一年,老师...*new*

lpp << ''ooi! 你们要不要上课的!听书!'' 印象深刻...经典句子不停=.=
tkt << ''后面那一排全部站起来!'' 云南case过后,形象大跌=.=
hartini << ''close the door, dun let them come in'' 化妆的技术和教书一样=.=
krisna << 不要以为我们真的怕你!!我们只是diamdiam懒惰跟你吵=.=
muizuddin!! << 回来勒...我们还要作弊的=.=
faridah(sej) << ''我隔壁睡觉抓我啦,我就一起睡咯,抓别人抓别人^^''
premalatha << 是啦是啦...不叫prima咯..@.@
Nor Aini << ''i like eat KFC ~'' 死青蛙??
aizan << ''hand in ur homework now!! i want now!!''
all ict teacher << ''guys! times up! please shut down computer!''
pang kwai jin << ''子扬!!子扬!!''
kalthom << ''mana buku?! mana chin yao dan shien hock?''

zain(pj) << hamsap lou!! wtf?!
extra teacher : that is biology new teacher!! wei sheen >> too much dy...list out also waste time ^^

Sep 5, 2009

penguin ? fly?



did our penguin fly? =.=

Aug 21, 2009

上课lo!!!

  1. 姓高=性高
  2. 信誉高=性欲高
  3. 哀哀父母=sui sui父母
  4. 末大必'折'=末大必'斩'
  5. purification of metal=洗金=洗精
  6. chyme=金=精
  7. 高级金店=高精店

~~~谢谢sperm老师

Aug 20, 2009

potong saga -.-



呵呵...
刚刚看到的...

Aug 14, 2009

min狗风云之Mr bag











sperm 姐姐被吓篇

[经典] 很烦啊!



很烦啊!!!

Aug 13, 2009

act dai lou?!



uniform : 给你摸两下两百块了哦!
yellow shirt(act dai lou) : negetive arr...o0o
white shirt : 你们知道什么是真爱没有? 有性无爱!! !@#$%^&*

Mr.MASK



hehe~
funny mark ^^
xD

Jul 29, 2009

ham仙姑 recipe

sperm ---------> ikan bilis
oven

**sperm放进oven里面煮,很好吃脆脆的就像ikan bilis.
- by kiravensu

Jul 18, 2009

LOLS~

三字经-英文版的翻译

人之初 at the beggining of life
性本善 sex is good
性相近 basically all sex are same
习相远 it only depends on how the way you do it
苟不教 if you do not pretice all the time
性乃迁 sex will leave you
教之道 the way of learning it
贵以专 is very important to make love with only one person
昔孟母 once a great mother 'Mrs Meng'
择邻处 choose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence
子不学 if you don't study hard
断机杼 your Dick will become useless
窦燕山 Dou, the famous
有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
教五子 all his five sons took it
名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-known
养不教 if your children don't know how to do it,
父之过 it's all yr fault,
教不严 if they had a lots of problem with it,
师之惰 their teacher must be too lazy to tell them details on sex !!!
子不学 you may refuse to study this
非所宜 but that is a real mistake!!
幼不学 ~~if you don't learn in childhood
老何为 ~~you will lose yr ability when aged
玉不琢 ~~if you don't exercise your DICK
不成器 ~~if won't become hard and strong
人不学 ~~if you don't learn sex
不知义 ~~you can by no means it's sweetness